Sharif student

A Tehran University, an Isfahan University and a Sharif student were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses the Tehran student first: "What do you believe in?"

The Tehran Student replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks For a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses the Isfahan student: "What do you believe in?"

The Isfahan student replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that If any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse And we'll all die....Waaahhh."

God thinks for a second and says: "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses the Sharif student. "What do you believe in?"

"I believe you're sitting in my chair!"